But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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