You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
and i looked up. we had an audience...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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