I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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