why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
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I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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