Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
