White coat. Heels.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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