have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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