i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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