It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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