This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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