You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
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woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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