I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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