Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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