the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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