Whod you bang
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Even my vagina gasped.
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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