She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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