my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
im holly from the hills drunk
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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