yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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