when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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