mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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