Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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You. Win. At. Life.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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