I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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