am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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