We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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