Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I got chris browned last night
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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