Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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