idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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