At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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