Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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