And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
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