How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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