I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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