at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
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We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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