her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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