i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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