Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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