I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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