I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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