yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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