This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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