i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
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I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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