I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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