This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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