Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
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Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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