So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I just want nice things and good sex
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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