i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just blew my weed a kiss
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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