you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
she peed on how many people?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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