I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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