Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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