Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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