his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
He better not be in your backpack
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He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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