people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I think I won the penis lottery.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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