His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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