It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
