Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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